Out of the rustling corn, you see a human-looking hand emerge. You know deep down it is not human.
y’all a bunch of city slickers that is NOT corn
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When you’re daydreaming about kinky shit in public and you suddenly you’re like “what if someone here’s a mind reader!!!”
when you’re listening in on someone’s kinky thoughts and they think what if there’s a mind reader
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me, after buying things for myself and trying not to feel guilty about it: *through gritted teeth* s-self care
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